Health: Paperweight

Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML

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Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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castnerinho 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

may_cause_fail 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

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Drunkbunny 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:22

Paying taxes stinks on a good day, but now.... ;) I can't believe you all have never put mail in a bag. I have a communal mailbox and get lots of mail, so sometimes I carry my mail back from the mailbox in a plastic Safeway bag...

Margaritaville 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:23

It could have been like a plastic bag wih the envelopes ready to be mailed and its by the door so she wont forget it when he leaves and he mistook it for trash.

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:23

ahhhhhhhhhh on tax day LMFAO awesome awesome awesome i love it assssssssshatttttttttt

Get_Naykid 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:27

Lol. "It's right here, mommy."

Talon_FT_Vayant 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:30

Agreed with #6. Who keeps tax materials in a fckn trash can?

neurorot 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:30

That sucks for the both of you, seriously. Although, your mum should've seriously done her taxes earlier.

lost_cards 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 2:33

You Need To Take The Bag Of Barf And Taxes And Bring It To H&R Block (The Bank) Get Them To Say They Will Do Your Taxes For You Then Hand Them The Bag And Leave :)