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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Panic!

Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

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t.v announcer: in other news.. op: oh snap I'm being robbed!

Well, what if the TV had a gun and shot him!?

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You should have listened to what they were saying. Burglars don't often extol the virtues of the Shake-Weight while pulling off a heist. I always leave a mix-DVD of Shake-Weight ads and infomercials playing on a continuous loop at my house.

supergirlfoeva 0

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why did you leave the tv on in the first place?ydi for not being careful or a lazy ass for not pressing the simple power button.

HA.! :) I wonder what the cop said.

today I heard voices that told me to call the police. to seem less embarrased I turned the tv on so they wouldn't find out I'm a scitzifranic

jnjones04 0

sounds like u need to watch home alone and get a few pointers

what a fail lol.

haha that's funny.. did u get a fine?

fabulous paranoid

Hahaha, wow. YDI. Big time. Like, this is rediculous.