Money, Plumbing and Work: Oh wow, thanks! - FML

Oh wow, thanks!

By toast - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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jarofarts 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:16

lol who DOES that?

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!

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snzizle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:59

ROFLMFAO!!!!HAHAHHHAHA...dude..that's hilarious

dontcallmekim 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 9:11

oh no! you got tea bagged :( :p

ilybaby1616 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:15

haha this is f***** hilarious but not rlly FML worthy... its still funny as hell tho!!!!! wat kinda tea wuz itt????

blackbetty_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:36

What an ass. I bet he was new money.

Juanit0 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:15

i dont undertand, can someone explain please?...

Moniquake 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:38

hahahahah

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:53

There are worse ways to be teabagged.

PokeyStix 3

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:53

That's really funny.

babelini 12

Thursday 28 May 2009 19:07

omg!! so funny! :D

hellfirestw 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:28

all i can say is lololololol

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