Oh, hi Mark!

By DepressedKid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 803
You deserved it 3 830

Same thing different taste

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lionandthelamb61 9

Well their school work answers are gonna be invisible after this too

mbouf 0

that sux I had a few " friends" like that when I was younger. but I also had some real friends. good luck

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missbadluk 0
wrwrestler8 4

You seem smart. Why haven't you decided to read a book on social dynamics, or PUA (pickup artist) skills? I've read all the books, and after reading them, and deciding to put the common theories into practice and deciding to simply BE A MAN, it all makes complete sense as to what to do (once you understand the basic idea of 1- what being a man is and 2- what a complete boss/"real man" should do in a situation). In your case? I would have been like: "hey *nickname that picks on the kids insecurity but is funny so the rest laugh at his expense*, thats really funny asswipe. almost as funny as the time as *embarrassing story for him*. see if you ever copy off my tests again!" then when the other kids were laughing, id turn to them and be like "this guys such a loser!" and smile charismatically and nod my head (the act of smiling and nodding gets people to GENUINELY AGREE WITH YOU AND FEEL THAT. you should know this by now.) if you did things like this at the right times, people wouldn't just easily walk all over you. people should have to verbally BEST YOU and it should be DIFFICULT FOR THEM. they shouldn't just be able to squat over you slowly and take a shit. come on now

Karmasabiych 7

Thats so sad :( give them the wrong answers for homework

Beat the crap outta them OP! Or get them to pay you for every answers they copied! Or better still do NOT share answers with these idiots!

Canada, is that you? Or do you prefer to be called Matt?

well I don't need answers and I'll be your friend :)