Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
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Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
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Top comments
theian01 3
When you think about being happy and try to look happy, people look creepy. It's a widely believed fact!
iheart655 0
not an fml. he's honest with you. and it's not like he called you ugly, either.
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Comments (75)
CallMeHush 0
Just show your ****. He won't even notice your smile.
turdburgers 0
Your smile didn't look genuine, it looked forced. That's why it was weird. Nothing to be offended about.
cypherzzz 0
you obviously weren't much better than they were. YDI for trying to show off
Tripout 0
wrong fml dude XD
taisalape 0
Bwah haha haha! He is the man!
blairyboo 0
how's this an fml? everyone takes wired pics sometimes
maggiewalters 17
WOW your life really IS fcked! :roll eyes:
Tamara2011 0
haha this is NOT a fml gosh people these days ... today my boyfriend didn't like the picture i sent fml... if it's so bad dump him and i will take him atleast he was being honest.
zoeboe 0
My ex-boyfriend has done something similar to this... get a new bf
NanaNi_fml 0
...I don't understand how it's his fault YOU looked wierd, thats stupid. You shouldn't get mad at someone when it's your fault geez.
bsteiger 0
hey he isn't saying ur ugly just in the one pic u look different and he says send a pretty one so he's not insulting u