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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Noooooooooo!

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

more like f your family's lives

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I want to ******* punch idiots like you.

toaster strudel sucks! pop tarts for the world!!!

weirdoo

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

Ydi for being a drama queen :p

hothotheat_ 13

Rape and death are nothing to make fun of either. fuckface.

Miso_Soupu 0

Autism would explain the OP's seemingly irrational behavior. That is not "making fun" of someone, it is trying to understand the issue. I know you are very young. I looked at your profile. Wishing someone would be raped is a terrible thing to say. That's an awful lot of rage towards someone you don't know. I hope you are able to find some positive adult role models in your life to talk with. I think it would do you some good. For the record, I used to teach special education. I had quite a few autistic students.

xx9wishywashy4xx 0

wait? toaster struedel is frozen? ick!

curlgirl1311 0

hahaha I would totally do that.. jk(; that sucks though

If this is true there's no helping you. You're already too far gone.

McFail_fml 4

The only way for you to redeem your family's name is to commit seppuku.