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Kara This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha

Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!

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What a neighbor you have there..

catherinek 9

That's disgusting!!! They need to clean up their own mess or maybe have the baby in a hospital or birthing center like normal people so that they can take care of the mess

nicholasj96 9

Lol I would've said no , "hell no !" If I was annoyed .

nicholasj96 9

They don't have no next door neighbors ? Shit .

I hope you said no

Tell that It's their baby they should clean.

Like hell no. Wth!!!

randybryant799 21

They called you to clean up? That seems extremely odd unless you're super good friends with them.

Hum…… biohazard fluids….. how about no?