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Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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I think context is important here

So tell her you are just as deadly as well

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Compare your mother to stepping on a Lego

you'll go through the same thing with your child...YDI

As opposed to a non-deadly type of cancer? Wow lol.

that's terrible!!!!

You'd feel offended, left out, unprotected? How come your mom dares to day this? I'd say even killing a person might be something the unconditional love of mother - child could maybe even withstand. What you (think you) do to make her that furocious, OP?

Sounds vaguely familiar.

even if you're a complete arsehole, that's cold

Maybe she was joking. Whenever I tell my mom that I love her and I ask her if she loves me, she says no. But I understand that it is just her joking.

Hey, don't even worry about it, my father describes me as 'a never-ending nightmare'. Only three more years until adulthood for me. We all get out someday.