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Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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I think context is important here

So tell her you are just as deadly as well

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headofmedusa 15

Sorry to hear that OP. She's probably taking out her frustration on you. Don't let her bring you down.

And mom of the month goes to...

A little troublesome but when gone excellent right?

My mother would probably say something similar. Although, I would contest that having her as a mother is like a strong gust of wind on the edge of a cliff.

Well I mean think about it this way, what type of cancer isn't deadly lol

toomanyidiots 14

Testicular cancer! But I think you can make a good guess as to how that's usually treated.

34 - there are a few, actually

She's a cancer And she garbles and she whines She's an attacker And she thinks that she's benign They say she's a polyp, But I just don't know

She was probably just frustrated. Moms bring up stuff from like 5 years ago, and somehow makes you feel terrible. Keep that chin up

mylifesucksdamn 3

All kinds of cancer are deadly you dipshit

I hate those remarks and commenta. My uncle died of colon cancer a couple of years ago and my mom was just diagnosed with incurable cancer in April. Your mom is a bitch to make that comparison.

Actually having a kid is more like having a parasite. Then when it is born it's more like a symbiotic relationship.