Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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bigmanj28 0
Now go make some lemonade.
Mirorbo 26
Cave Johnson sends his regards.
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Comments (72)
brinagurl 1
What'd you do to deserve that?
Jimster1712 0
When life gives you lemons, you make a lemon party.
BelleBelle_fml 11
When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face!
rallets 22
when life gives you lemons, duck!!
xoconnie 8
hahaaa, maybe u shouldnt be such a bad neighbor and u wont get lemons shot at u at high velocity.
DKParth13 5
I like turtles !!
StopDropNRoll 11
Ok this one us for 30. Your comment is great it made me laugh. But if you think about it. If you duck your going to get lemons to the face instead of the nuts. Just saying
FarSide 22
YDI for standing spread-eagle in front of the ball server for 30 minutes. Sado-mascichist.
dre_bro11 12
OP, it could have been worse... They could have been watermelons.
transcedental 18
When life give you lemons, pee in your pants.
tweetypie 18
When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.
njgohard 16
33-what the ****?
deaper 16
Or maybe you should CALL THE COPS and press charges on his ass for assault with a weapon!!!
SemperFi_23 6
When life gives you lemons, don't get a boner
fakeaccountX 6
Wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick!
allard 14
Did you go over and get angry? Perhaps even make a racket? ;).
KBore19 0
The OP should make a combustable lemon and burn his neighbor's house down.
Denikk 0
When life gives you lemon, make a barbeque...
LilyLovesYouLots 0
25 : When life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold : Atmosphere !
Seabeast1000 4
When life gives you lemons, get a nut cup!
wooni0104 2
I bet you made lemonade on Yo pants.
Neorecon19 18
6, that profile picture of yours along with your comment scares me.
Jammy01jams 2
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get mad. What am I supposed to do with these? I don't want your damn lemons! Lemon Grenades will burn your house / / /
RJM_isaBeast 0
Good question.
smmrgrl 1
OP didn't check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:
Friaza 29
So the morale of the FML is: when life gives you lemons, protect your maltesers :D
m16agent 3
when life gives you melons, your probably dislexic
m16agent 3
that was meant for 42
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
well said Cave Johnson. dont get the reference, play portal 2.
bigmanj28 0
Now go make some lemonade.
Jimster1712 0
And have a lemon party?
ukfoamy 6
make some lemonades more like...
DaFudge 6
@8 It was funny the first time. Now your just pushing it.
Lozza111 0
Sucks that you can't make lemonade without sugar...
shelbygordon44 7
Yea I hope he made some lemonade after that.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Scrambled eggs anyone, lol, fyl op.
Majstr 23
After you know which site, lemon party has totaly different meaning.
BShady96 0
yeah look up lemonparty.org, learn how to make lemonade like grandpa did;)
Jimster1712 0
make a lemon party? nah just trollin
flamegrilled123 3
No, get some engineers to make combustable lemons to burn life's house down
loserman67 35
he probably dribbled out a little "lemonade" after the nut shot
michaelscott69 0
Don't make lemonade, get mad! And do what #64 said! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life rue the day it gave you lemons!
BBGxBlondie 6
Tastes a bit nutty.
spaerro 8
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Now go make some L..... Crap he beat me to it.
aogpi 7
87- portal ftw
CabooseWins 0
Just like my pic.
ggdawg24 0
Haha
tandem123 6
I personally would give those lemon life, creating LEMONSTEIN!!!
Navith 13
#87 - Burn his house down! Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
FlashBurn 13
Shoulda made a margarita! It would've helped with the pain. So... What were you doing in range of his ball shooter?
itsalanis 25
a tennis ball shooter is for tennis balls, not lemons, lol.
bluetorpedo 0
That's what you think. OP's neighbor has found alternative uses for his investment.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
No way. Tennis ball shooters are for tennis balls?! Mind status = BLOWN.
cupkate18 6
You don't say ?
Mirorbo 26
Cave Johnson sends his regards.
jennyc246 8
I simply love how this is worded(:
rottentomatoes 7
Exactly
jrsylilballer6 7
Peanut-lemonade for sale!
jrsylilballer6 7
Peanut flavored*
FiestaInMyPants 8
Actually, would you casually say "strawberry flavored lemonade"? I think peanut lemonade works :P
yamatelle 19
Op, you need to do something about this. He's been letting his dogs empty their piss pipes and poop chutes in your yard, and now he's giving you nutshots with lemons? Watermelon his house. That'll teach him.
BelleBelle_fml 11
That was beautiful...
jamjelly386 5
I love you
DalPozzo13 10
Impressive haha
ugottaluvme 0
I see what you did there ;)
Deadrocks 0
You should have burned their house down with the lemons.
morticia13 2
That sucks! XD