Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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bigmanj28 0
Now go make some lemonade.
Mirorbo 26
Cave Johnson sends his regards.
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Legendslayer222 26
Now make some lemonade, and drown your neighbour in it.
jessecax 0
Looks like you won't be making lemonade for a while, huh?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Think it's time to make lemonade my friend.
FMS23 0
Teepee his house Before it rains. Its a pain to try to get toliet paper out of grass bushes and off a roof after it's all wet and soggy!
bubo_fml 10
Imagine the lemon you'd get if you turned around, bent over & picked up the 1st lemon...You'd feel a lil' "fruity" wouldn't ya!?
azkollias08 8
Squeezed the lemonade right out of him
McGherkin 0
When your life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW LIFE.
jerico616 14
Why the Hell does your neighbor have a tennis ball launcher?? It's not like that is a "common" piece of sport equipment to just have laying around!
perdix 29
A dedicated tennis player with money can own their own personal ball machine. And, yes, it can launch just about anything that is about 2-1/4" in diameter. I doubt that shooting objects other than tennis balls is good for the machine, but it sounds like the owner has more money than sense (and great aim!)
duckman9 55
You don't have nuts anymore, you've got lemons. Now at least they match the lukewam lemonade coming out of the tap next to them.
iAintEvenMad 0
**** block.