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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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Comments (43)

Now that is an Epic Burn lol

This sounds a bit fake to me... >_>

Sam_13161821 0

lol 20

RedInThaHead 0

what a bitch

GailLeeRussell 2

Aww , that's so sad and depressing ):

Well, sometimes when I see the guy I like, I get so nervous that I feel nauseous. Just a thought. Then again, that doesn't happen to most people. Just me. :(

hateevryone 15

you should get close to her and make her vomit again

you must smell baaaaaaad

Its possible he reminded her of someone from a bad past experience. Its a quick flash of anxiety that makes your tummy turn. its happened to me.

She's a weirdo