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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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Comments (43)

kevinsagirl2323 8

I'm having a hard time believing this one

sisoladra 20

Awe don't take it personally it honestly could have been your cologne and or laundry detergent. I know alot of people allergic to certain smells.

RichardPencil 32

A crowd was drawn? I usually walk AWAY from vomit events, not toward them. Am I weird? If so, I'm going to be defiantly weird in that way.