My fiancé's buddy has been 'crashing for a bit, til he gets his... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By sleeplesswithaparasite - 28/07/2017 06:49

My fiancé's buddy has been 'crashing for a bit, til he gets his shit together' it's been 7 months. He's a lazy, fat bastard who snores loudly and makes nasty noises in his sleep. He refuses to chip in with bills or clean anything. And my fiancé wonders why I'm never in the mood anymore.

I agree, your life sucks 65

You deserved it 13

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

GhostFox 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 9:19

Sit your fiancé down and talk to him about it. He can't read your mind. If you have proof that he isn't actually putting in the effort to get his shit together, show that to your fiancé. I advise resolving this before the wedding, because otherwise you can look forward to a marriage where your husband lets his family walk all over himself and you.

Comments

GhostFox 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 9:19

Sit your fiancé down and talk to him about it. He can't read your mind. If you have proof that he isn't actually putting in the effort to get his shit together, show that to your fiancé. I advise resolving this before the wedding, because otherwise you can look forward to a marriage where your husband lets his family walk all over himself and you.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Argument Annoying Transportation Miscellaneous Embarrassing Pranks Awkward Relatable Parents Kids AITA Work Family Love Poopoo peepee Health Swimming pool My ex NSFW Sex Intimacy Money Raining Painful Medication Relationship advice Mental health Psychology Cats Animals

The Top

The Top

Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 746

You deserved it 1 097

Today, my boss asked me to work over the entire weekend. That would be fine if I didn't already work a 60 hour week. He also said the extra hours on the weekend wouldn't be paid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 763

You deserved it 2 128

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 797

You deserved it 3 130

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 774

You deserved it 5 196

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

I agree, your life sucks 146 568

You deserved it 11 269

Today, our boss nicely asked if we were stressed. Before I could answer in the affirmative and ask for help, my colleague replied, “Stress is for the weak!” She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 972

You deserved it 142