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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

DatBoiii

My coworker asked me if she could borrow my pen in a hurry. She went to the bathroom and i heard moaning, like hardcore moaning from there. When she got out the pen was wet. I threw it away and never looked at it again

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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On the Go? Then grab the friendly ‘**** pen’! It’ll have all your co-workers just amazed at how quick you get the job done. Don’t stress it... Just “**** It!” (All diseases and/or third party use have not been tested for safety and/or harm on any farm animals. All use is solely at the discretion of the holder, as **** pens is Patton pending. All restrictions apply. No refunds)

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On the Go? Then grab the friendly ‘**** pen’! It’ll have all your co-workers just amazed at how quick you get the job done. Don’t stress it... Just “**** It!” (All diseases and/or third party use have not been tested for safety and/or harm on any farm animals. All use is solely at the discretion of the holder, as **** pens is Patton pending. All restrictions apply. No refunds)