My bf of one year went overseas in December and got married without... - FML

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By anon - 29/01/2020 04:29

My bf of one year went overseas in December and got married without telling me. When he got back, he acted like nothing happened and was talking about the weddings he had attended (which was most likely his own). Three days later I found out on insta as he had posted a wedding pic!!! Fml

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J15237 25

Thursday 30 January 2020 1:12

That is a giant What the **** moment right there. I am sorry this happened to you.

Nilz 9

Thursday 30 January 2020 12:15

Thank you. I don’t wish it upon anyone. Worst feeling ever

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J15237 25

Thursday 30 January 2020 1:12

That is a giant What the **** moment right there. I am sorry this happened to you.

Nilz 9

Thursday 30 January 2020 12:15

Thank you. I don’t wish it upon anyone. Worst feeling ever

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