cannotexplain
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Australia
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
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Screwie 25
It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.
LyricaSilvan 29
Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.
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Screwie 25
It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.
RichardPencil 30
Twice? If you had skunky breath, he probably strayed into the arms of a fresh-mouthed women more often.
LyricaSilvan 29
Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.
URBeingLied2 23
Trust me Richard, the kids on here don't want the truth.
izzajaneful 24
Pretty sure it was a joke.
Nikki 17
Are there a bunch of new people here? So many people attacking Richard lately!
Gubbon 17
And you're not allowed to attack someone if you disagree, just because this person has been here for a while? Or what?
hellnosucka 27
He cheats on you so you make out with him using your super garlic death breath power. genius.
TheUpsetMan 18
You really should have broken up with him the first time he cheated on you, no should have to put up with that shit.
Bogrbon 27
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Baron_Kaz 15
I dated a girl with yellow teeth once... Ugh!!! Personal hygiene > fidelity
creditless 14
that's why u never date dentists
SunnyInPhilly690 13
I've seen this exact same post somewhere else...
scrollermom 2
When he cheated twice, was it once in the morning and once at night?
MrMedic2013 5
Oh thats good stuff. lol baahahahah youre an asshole but that was hilarious
MrMedic2013 5
Well at least hes out of youre life now but lesson letarned. you dont forgive a cheater that shows them they can walk on you and they will. GL in the future OP