cannotexplain
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Australia
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
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Screwie 25
It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.
LyricaSilvan 29
Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.
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trueBuBuK 1
Did they have nice teeth or breath smell?
cuz803 44
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me
FoodIsMyAmbrosia 16
Well...did you brush your teeth regularly?
Frid_Kun 7
Are you sure both reasons aren't interrelated?