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Misplaced ACAB moment

Today, I graduated from a top law school. My aunt's reaction? "I will never hang out with a cop." FML

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WitEluded 13

Good, so that shouldn't affect you! Looks like intelligence doesn't run in the family though. Just be thankful you got the better side of that gene.

whateves997 19

Good thing you're not a cop

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buckdharma 37

Tell her you're gonna keep a eye on her.

GloUp_fml 18

Tell your aunt "I would never hang out with a bitch" and walk away

MrsReed 14

Not sure why you got downvoted, regardless of how idiotic she sounds, the point of her statement was that she would be around you unless you became a cop. In other words, her love for you is conditional based on your job profession, and that's not how family should act. So I would've said what you suggested except thrown in "stupid"....she shouldn't have opened her mouth if she had no idea of what she was talking about! I hate stupid, rude people whether they're family or not.

firefighter925 18

Jeez and I thought the fire academy was rough. Cops have to go through law school??? (sarcasm)

allforfun 23

I'd rather deal with calculating friction loss than all that

MrsReed 14

Yep, and now paramedics have to go through medical school too...

l4urenz 23

Just sue her ;)

makkarari 18

Sounds like your aunt needs to go to school! Not the brightest light bulb in the family!

smoothies14 32

So your brains didn't come from that side of the family...

whatunicorn 17

She sounds like an idiot, but good for you OP!

SAGARCo 19

She's hiding something.

Richard6036 13

Thank God you don't go to her for advice, and congratulations on your graduation

actuallawgrad 8

How did you graduate from a top law school in November when their graduations are not until December or May-----from an actual law school grad

beeferjay 34

rules of fml... post must start with today, and end with fml

annoyedperson 25

Thank you Cathrine obvious

beeferjay 34

a person who hasn't read the rules should be informed. if you had a booger, I would tell you. it's just common courtesy