Weird, ACAB and Cops: Misplaced ACAB moment

To that piece of idiocy I would have replied, "I would never strip naked and sing sea shanties in church, what's your point and what does it have to do with me graduating law school?"

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 22:06

There's obviously not much going on between her ears.

ScenePanda45 13

Friday 13 November 2015 3:03

**** the police! just kidding my moms a forensic scientist and my dads a sheriff...XD.

KILJOY310 11

Friday 13 November 2015 3:10

Should of said I agree. I graduated to defend you in court and take all your money, evil lol.

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He's trying so hard too...

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