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Mfing kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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slutfactory 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 10:41

When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.

MartinDJ 26

Thursday 24 July 2014 10:38

Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 July 2014 17:55

Oh the internet...but wouldn't cocksucker be worse?

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 17:59

"At least" four? I'm glad you're the English teacher, not the Math teacher!

chazzywazzy654 22

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:34

Well they technically aren't wrong

MrsTeecee 5

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:46

This just made me literarily laugh out loud. Lol

mattmsk005 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:15

Were do you work lol

SofiaM0517 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:32

Don't be surprised.... They're fifth graders.... Expect that...

lindseyj_51 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:37

welcome to modern day parenting

slickman130 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:35

You must be a great teacher

EchoSerenity 15

Friday 25 July 2014 2:07

Mandatory Parent Teacher Conference time!!!

rockydify 22

Friday 25 July 2014 2:45

Um you did ask for ALL the compound words they knew ...

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