Love: Looking good

Looking good

By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

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Nice

By meg - 07/02/2021 00:30

Today I got my senior pictures back from the photographer. When my boyfriend saw them, he said I look creepy. Not pretty, not beautiful, not even decent. Creepy. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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Forward thinker

By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:28

What, is he a photographer?

ZleveL 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:28

slap him. with yo ****

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Maggie_Sixx 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:10

win.

mycomment 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:48

#34, agreed

lilduke22 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:26

well of course ur gona think ur picture looks good

PincheEdgarr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:20

lol that's what I ment 62 (:

xerikax3 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:39

maybe he was just kidding ? And not everyone thinks the same pictures look good. Everyone has different opinions

jojodaboss32 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 22:26

lol u must be ugly

7g23 0

Monday 2 August 2010 0:36

Well boo hoo. Stop intentionally looking for something to post as an fml,

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 2 August 2010 5:09

Dude, he was probably kidding. Relax.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:30

Some ppl just aren't as photogenic it's ok

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