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By mk1madness - 29/03/2016 14:14 - United States - Terre Haute
Last night, my girl had given me some head out of the easter spirit. Well i found out she didnt swallow that night becuse this morning i took a drink out of the open pop can on my bed sode table, And got a mouthful of cold semen. FML