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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a conspiracy!
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0
Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..
jumpshot23 0
Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!
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MzZombicidal 36
I want to go that museum! That sounds like a cool visit! The food situation (or lack thereof) sucks, though :(
MzZombicidal 36
Now I'm hungry.
rougeunicorn03 17
Sounds like it's time to move out.
The_9th_Doctor 18
child abuse. tell the state, they'll put you in a better home.
BoaNikolaos 14
Just Bob n' weave