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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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It's a conspiracy!
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0
Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..
jumpshot23 0
Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!
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Marquelle53 0
Better find some alien food
smileydancer92 2
wrong fml lol
Felivi 9
I kind of wish I was, aliens probably know how to have a good time. Listen to #71 though and best of luck.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
NBD.
crashley21 10
It sucks that they think that and you have to put up with it, but maybe you should get a job? Quit complaining you're hungry when you buy your own food. And it'll get you time away from them.
Devyn333 16
Ugh bad grammar
ChelseaGrin112 14
I bet you Katy Perry's jealous of them.
SkoomaKi 28
Dress up as an alien and scare them!
Fmlano 16
Is your last name by any chance 'Tyler'?
MzZombicidal 36
I have a feeling your parents met at a ScyFi convention.