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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
It's a conspiracy!
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0
Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..
jumpshot23 0
Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!
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Miss_Birthday 3
So you're life is ****** cuz you're hungry? -_-
jessesgirl14 16
Was it in Roswell NM?! That's where a lot of alien stuff is!! Lol
jessesgirl14 16
Some of those alien shops have cafes in them!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Time to learn to cook for yourself!
texasjalapeno_fml 0
I call ur bluff! This is a fake
oneleggedbeauty 0
So threaten them by calling DHHS
holycraplions 4
Tell the police, tell a teacher, tell someone who is not related to you and is in a position of authority. This sounds like neglect, and there are plenty of places to go where you can get a proper meal. Your local food bank will help you out too. Don't feel like you have to suffer because of your parents' choices.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
67, Good job(:
deaththrash505 0
Roswell?
awsome13 10
All of yor family? Where were you when this happened?
steveakafranxy 7
In the real world, telling her parents to wake up.