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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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It's a conspiracy!
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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allinicolesmh 0
Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..
jumpshot23 0
Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!
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jumpshot23 0
Time for someone to go beyond the final frontier and get a job!
YourEvilHero 12
well instead of making this fml you could have gone and gotten something to eat.
Jaimegirl 7
Find a college across the country when you've graduated from high school. Haha
Jacobt24 19
Were you in Roswell by any chance? There's is pretty cool.
rustbucket93 0
lol come back in a couple years were building a new building for it
Yngve_fml 9
Your parents sound like they would be great members of scientology! :D
Pixxio_O 11
I was once abducted...
Trololololololo_fml 7
Well... use your own money on food then? :S
cfalen 0
Oh man their taco they have there are out of this world!
jessesgirl14 16
I thought the same thing, lol I'm from Roswell so I've seen all those museums. Pretty crazy
MrWhite139 0
My thoughts exactly.
steveakafranxy 7
#41 I no a good therapist, u want her #?
allinicolesmh 0
Ask your leader to make you a sandwich then..
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Don't they have alien shaped cookies there? Yum.
DrIDGAF 7
No that's the other alien museum
BruceL33 0
Ydi for not checking them in to a mental hospital.
citymayer 7
Why not just fake sick? It's easy, just make yourself throw up.* *Disclaimer: For emergency use only.
limblessorphan 4
He has nothing to throw up, he's hungry!
mjninety 9
Bile
Mikonam_fml 8
He's a she
ptrick718 1
Win^
RabidBunny 10
Paul! XD
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Jaja, who is voting down? Paul is awesome!!
fluorescentadole_fml 8
omg that movie was unexpectedly great! I loved the crazy creationist girl's tshirt with a picture of jesus shooting darwin and saying "evolve this" XD
rustbucket93 0
haha loved it watched litery right before reading this best part is when she say demon and starts sing amazing grace
DrIDGAF 7
Should've come dressed as an alien...
block1 2
Then pretend your a alien. And beam yourself up some sammiches
BIEBERSLAYER 10
My grammar Nazi sense is tingling; there is no Sam or Mich in there, it should be spelled sandwiches.
WitchyArmyWife00 0
That's spelling not grammar.
Pixxio_O 11
OMG are you serious!? I've been spelling it as "sandwitches" all my frigging life!!!..
lookALIVEsunshin_fml 1
27 - He's not a Grammar Nazi, he's a Spelling Spetsnaz. ;D
Noob30 0
Stupid Spelling Spetsnaz thinks he's a Grammar Nazi, yet he missed the real grammar mistake! You said "your an alien", it should be "you're an alien".
stroudie94 9
Phone home
LOLtrollzin 3
Alien sex is the next new thing and those probes are so sexy!