Today, I’ve been working to lose weight (30 lbs so far) and raise...

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By Elizabeth Ann - 28/06/2018 20:43

Today, I’ve been working to lose weight (30 lbs so far) and raise my confidence. Today a kid at work said “Why are you eating healthy food? Is it because you’re fat?” FML

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ChromoTec 24

Monday 2 July 2018 17:41

Kids are savage. They don't know what they say will hurt other people's feelings.

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ChromoTec 24

Monday 2 July 2018 17:41

Kids are savage. They don't know what they say will hurt other people's feelings.

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Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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Today, it's been 3 days since my 95 year-old grandfather got a Vital Call (a big red button to call someone in an emergency). As I live close by, I'm one of the main contacts. I've been called over 6 times, most recently at 1:30 a.m. because he couldn't pull his pants up. He needs to be in a nursing home. FML

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Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML

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Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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