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By Ow - 22/02/2016 17:56 - United States - San Francisco
I told my friend that I was uncomfortable around dogs because they didn't like me. She responded by bringing her "Extremely sweet wouldnt hurt a fly!" lab over. I got attacked as soon as she let it in my house. I needed 5 stitches and she still blames me for it for "expressing fear". FML