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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 17:17 - Australia
I'm a nurse. Today I worked a 10 hour shift with no break. I had to flush a patients rectal tube with saline and the syringe slipped...and I got sprayed in the face with poop. Some got in my mouth. Fml