Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a guy I really liked when he suddenly... - FML

By "Ohholypuff" - 29/10/2017 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with a guy I really liked when he suddenly stopped and, while still inside of me, told me that he didn't "do relationships". FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 29 October 2017 5:42

Which is a real shame because they seem like they’d be excellent in relationships! Really socially aware and knowing when it’s best to provide information.

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 29 October 2017 5:27

At least he told you that on your first date!

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piinksock 17

Monday 30 October 2017 22:46

If you'd had that conversation before sex, that wouldn't have happened.

TheHillfam84 7

Monday 30 October 2017 23:48

So just be a f@*k buddy.

LadyCrayJoy_MotherOfMuggles_SlayerOfPlants_FreerOfVajayjays 14

Thursday 16 November 2017 10:59

Lol, nothing wron with casual sex but next time better do the relationship talk before the funtime

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