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Huge fan

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Ashtray1 4

Friday 3 May 2013 4:50

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

aliyourpally 12

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

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NickaPLZ 26

Friday 3 May 2013 4:50

I can't decide whether to face palm for you or give her a pat on the back... Half of me thinks that's the dumbest thing ever, the other half thinks it's pure genius.

Ashtray1 4

Friday 3 May 2013 4:50

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

Steve95401 49

Friday 3 May 2013 4:51

No pussy for you!

Freethaawave 19

Friday 3 May 2013 4:51

Heil Clitler!

M3DIC4T3 29

Friday 3 May 2013 4:51

OP, I hope you're not Jewish...

TalkingBacon 8

Friday 3 May 2013 4:51

I guess it will be a dicktator as well

clueless05 12

Friday 3 May 2013 5:10

Or a dicktaker?

tnlander 20

Friday 3 May 2013 4:52

Well pretend you are Russian and try to over throw Cliter from the rear.

HortonThelephant 15

Friday 3 May 2013 4:52

Nein!

sux4u121 10

Friday 3 May 2013 4:52

Let your pubes grow like a caveman and call it the "FURher"

TheElBurrrito 21

Friday 3 May 2013 4:52

Now go salute!

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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Today, I brought my car into the shop because it kept picking up speed on its own and I was panicking. A mere $200 later, it turns out I didn’t put my car mat in right and it was sitting on my gas pedal. FML

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Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML

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Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him on. After five minutes, he says, "Could you stop making animal noises, I feel like I’m fucking in a farmyard." FML

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