Intimacy: Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 06:00 - Colombia

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Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the same bed. And I definitely did not expect them to have sex while I was there either. Nor to learn that he moans more than she does. FML

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bonehead69 15

Sunday 28 May 2017 23:15

My question is.. why did you just lay there instead of calling them out on it..

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 21:08

Nor that they didn't know what a threesome is. Nor that they have the decency to at least offer you some action...

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laurellkawes 31

Sunday 24 September 2017 1:23

Obviously you're mad that they didn't ask you to join because most people would have moved to the couch.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Sunday 21 October 2018 21:06

Yea, in Colombia everyone likes to go dancing.

mymegangirl 7

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:05

the second the boyfriend got in bed I would have been out. slept on the couch. ydi

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