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Horno

Today, I asked my dad why the WiFi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML

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You should really do your homework earlier Horno.

It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.

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Your dad's a funny man!

I had a similar thing said to me when I was in school. But he didn't call me "horno"

Your dad sounds fun!

Your dad is good with rhymes??

do I no u and do we have the same dad

I read that to fast and I though it said **** tbh

"horno" XD your dad is funny

"Can't get no more" means you can get more though.

shortcake18 15

Wtf Horno why you watching so much porno