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Horno
Today, I asked my dad why the WiFi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML
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erptwerp 26
You should really do your homework earlier Horno.
Soninuva 41
It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.
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Syruphs 17
Are you sure he doesn't browse FML? cause that sounds like a pun someone in the comment section would make
Soninuva 41
It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.
leafsnacks 11
****, that exists?? I hope my parents don't have that
Kingsz 7
They can easily just ask your ISP for a list of sites you've visited.
Mortoli 30
explains how me and bro kept gettin caught, not at same time of course. they usually blamed on me anyways. lol
erptwerp 26
You should really do your homework earlier Horno.
papygeorges 17
OP never said when the assignment was due though.
MariaGiovanni 25
or when it was assigned. you've never had a big assignment due within 1 or two days? lucky lucky you.
KayDee29 31
Apparently people don't get jokes anymore.
erptwerp 26
Thanks. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
erptwerp 26
Nope. I'm obviously too privileged to know the feeling. I have many wifis and hard line internets. But really, my wifi was so bad in school I did all my work at the library.
JoeOfDoom 6
Well, at least now you know that you Dad doesn't care if you watch ****.
TheFount 21
I don't think that that's he message their dad tried to put out.
LeashaJoy5595 28
Well it's nice to know that your dad thinks so highly of you with a nickname like "horno"
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Until I read your comment, I had read the nickname as "****" and couldn't make sense of why he'd be called that unless it was gay **** he was watching. :P
ThatHorse 15
Just tell you're horny for assignments and want to do them hard and fast.
PePziNL 20
"I don't want to sound slutty, but please do me whenever you want. Signed, homework."
tranced_ 45
lol troll dad strikes again
slumd0g 15
You're not fooling anyone horno
TheLastCenturion 19
Guess your game's up, Horno. He knows what you're doing in there ;)
Abhimanyu 14
Hahaha ?? what did you say to him afterwards?