Horno

By horno - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I asked my dad why the WiFi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML
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erptwerp 26

You should really do your homework earlier Horno.

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Soninuva 41

It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.

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Syruphs 17

Are you sure he doesn't browse FML? cause that sounds like a pun someone in the comment section would make

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Soninuva 41

It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.

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leafsnacks 11

****, that exists?? I hope my parents don't have that

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Kingsz 7

They can easily just ask your ISP for a list of sites you've visited.

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Mortoli 30

explains how me and bro kept gettin caught, not at same time of course. they usually blamed on me anyways. lol

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erptwerp 26

You should really do your homework earlier Horno.

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papygeorges 17

OP never said when the assignment was due though.

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MariaGiovanni 25

or when it was assigned. you've never had a big assignment due within 1 or two days? lucky lucky you.

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KayDee29 31

Apparently people don't get jokes anymore.

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erptwerp 26

Thanks. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity.

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erptwerp 26

Nope. I'm obviously too privileged to know the feeling. I have many wifis and hard line internets. But really, my wifi was so bad in school I did all my work at the library.

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JoeOfDoom 6

Well, at least now you know that you Dad doesn't care if you watch ****.

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TheFount 21

I don't think that that's he message their dad tried to put out.

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Well it's nice to know that your dad thinks so highly of you with a nickname like "horno"

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Until I read your comment, I had read the nickname as "****" and couldn't make sense of why he'd be called that unless it was gay **** he was watching. :P

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ThatHorse 15

Just tell you're horny for assignments and want to do them hard and fast.

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PePziNL 20

"I don't want to sound slutty, but please do me whenever you want. Signed, homework."

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TheLastCenturion 19

Guess your game's up, Horno. He knows what you're doing in there ;)

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Abhimanyu 14

Hahaha ?? what did you say to him afterwards?

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