horno
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Horno
Today, I asked my dad why the WiFi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML
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erptwerp 26
You should really do your homework earlier Horno.
Soninuva 41
It could be that he has software that monitors traffic from your IP, and he's seen a lot of traffic to **** sites and assumed it was you.
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Comments (32)
Kuibe 18
I'm sure your dad would get the wifi if you explained what you needed it for... Or he would just assume you want to watch prob again... Either one.
Kuibe 18
Watch **** again*
scoobysnarks 15
My son gets angry that the wifi goes off late at night, too - and when he needed to do an assignment (which I knew about, BTW) I re-enabled the wifi for him for that night. It happens, dude. The alternative, of course, is for him to do his homework during the day...
buckdharma 38
When you beat on the bongos, how does he know, Horno?
Lalala579121 28
He probably accidentally walked in on Horno and wondered if they were even related.
classicmcdee 12
Your dad sounds pretty based OP
8313girl 28
Did you mean biased?
91hayek 31
Read that in Beavis and Butthead voices. Your dad has my kinda humour.
nemcali 34
Best FML!!!
beeferjay 34
you can still download your precious **** on your phone... you'll only need one hand to fap anyway
IssacB 14
Haha, your dad has a great sense of humor
Berber260 14
Sorry that was hilarious. Horno won't say buongiorno to porno.
worldclassrager 41
Think of **** as a reward..do you homework then have your fun....
schreibergx93 19
Clearly you use the wifi for **** if he's not using it for those purposes and notices **** sites being visited. If it's a secure network it's you or your mom, pretty sure she probably makes **** with your dad.