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Helpful guy

Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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dump him and find somebody worth your time and knows what taking vows means, sorry you had to find out this way OP

**** him OP you deserve better.

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trellz17 19

He stole your bike too, huh?

Time to ask him to be helpful to you by packing his stuff and getting the heck out. If he won't help you do it yourself. Then toss his crap out and change the locks and file for divorce. Good luck OP and you deserve so much better.

I'll never understand why people feel the need to cheat.

drunk_crow 12

The place where he lives at...

Does he steal a bike each time he goes help those people, OP?

Bad joke

Did he steal ur bike tho

What's with all these cheating husbands? Has no one got respect for others to end it rather than cheating ffs

He's been giving out the D, you can now give him the D-vorce!