Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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meisiemeisie 8
Sounds more like HE dodged a bullet. I hope he finds his Samurai queen & they live happily ever after with their badass sword wall/talking piece.
Grizz8831 14
may sound weird, but people collect items related to things that interests them... most swords and knives have some sort of culture, history or story behind them. from. the shape and design to movies they were in or historical importance... sorry to say, you were the dodged bullet here.
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Royal Sataness 4
you're the bullet. just because it's stupid to you doesn't mean it's stupid to him. as long as bills are paid first, a good partner would encourage a hobby, not bash it. good riddance to you
randybryant799 21
I don't blame him for dumping you. Why can't he hang swords on the walls?
Glitterbaby2613 20
wow op ignorant much?
1known 34
Because never two without three.
Bogrbon 27
I like your boyfriend’s style. I’m willing to bet you have way more of something than you really need, be it purses, shoes, clothes or something else. My wife has way more throw pillows and sets of dishes than I have any idea what to do with, but they make her happy, so as long as she stays mostly within our budget, why does it matter to me? P.S. I have a sword.
bobsanction 18
How many pairs of shoes you got? Bet it's more than two.
Rake 18
You mean he dodge a bullet from someone who is disrespectful and insulting about his harmless hobby?
mccuish 25
You’re the bullet he dodged. I bet he’ll find someone that’s not a judgemental person like you are. We all need a nice hobby, but I guess you wouldn’t allow him to have a hobby
protoskore 27
there are tens of millions of Americans who own an average of 20 guns each who could probably answer the "why does he need more than two" question
Dirtysalamander1 13
idk where you got that fictional figure
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ya boy needs to feel the steel!