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Holyguacamoly This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Iceland

Happy Doggo Day!

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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People lost the intelligent aspect of their minds centuries ago...

Chelsea_bella 20

Pink collars on the other hand...

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Red collar = Gay....Yeah Seems Legit

Despite the customer's stupid comment, your need to point out said stupidity = YDI. Tact is customer service.

It wasn't like it was pink purple. It was red...?

FYL op I hate homophobes

Llama_Face89 34

To be honest you probably didn't HAVE to. Let the dude have his opinion. No skin off your back, whereas arguing the point clearly bit you in the ass.

It's not so much that Your Life Sucks as it is that people are idiots and your manager sucks.

Can't argue with stupid

Psh, next you'll try to tell me if a baby boy sees pink he won't instantly become gay.

If it was their dog...well you probably should've just shut up and switched the collar. FYL OP but you kinda deserve that one

obviously your client was a fag and I dont mean it as an adjective to his sexual orientation