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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!
welderchick87 0
I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?
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lautturi 2
Why shouldn't a cat have presents? D: My dogs and rabbits love presents. Admittedly, I don't wrap the bunny ones to keep them safe, but hey... you need MLIA. Your life is not ******. DX
lolzRaptor 1
Oh God, lame Christmas FMLs already.
borabora1991 0
"I can has present?"
alexandraa_fml 0
Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!
israelnotjacob 20
Today, I had to read one of the stupidest FML stories ever. FML
DrunkDave89 0
This passed screening how?
israelnotjacob 20
I'm going with drunkenness.
DrunkDave89 0
Poppycock. I'm drunk, and I wouldn't have accepted this. Inebriation is no excuse for a poor sense of humor.
DrunkDave89 0
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tisiphone_fml 0
Um.... Yeah. I think dog people and cat people usually wrap up something little for their pet, a toy or something. I don't get how this made it onto FML.
hwkfan1 10
today I read a horrible fml FML lolz
Bend_over 4
I feel your pain, because I hate wrapping gifts, and I just got done wrapping gifts for 15 cats. [Sigh] So more like FMD (F*ck my day)
welderchick87 0
I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?
null_fml 11
My dog used to love that too! So much, that we would often let her unwrap the least-destroyable of our gifts, too. She doesn't do that nearly as often now that she's died, though. :(
BTR_lover 1
Cool story bros.
justmyfreakinluc 0
And this is an FML because...?
SweetestSin 4
Did you wrap up cat nip? I don't know what it is about kitty pot that drives a pussy mad but it sure does
WTFsGoingOn 0
You should have just put them plastic grocery bags and tied them shut so the cat couldn't nose in and find out what it was. That's what I do to my pets. Then again this was a cat, it would probably care how it's present looked or something... they are moody. After my rambling, I still have not found anything FML worthy about this whole idea.
DrunkDave89 0
I propose an activity. Since this is in no way, an FML, we, as the friendly FML community, should do our best to elevate it to proper FML status by ad-libbing a suitable conclusion to the OP's statement. I shall go first, please feel free to respond in kind. Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat, because I have no people in my life to care about. FML
WTFsGoingOn 0
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and I don't think he likes the paper I picked out. FML. Is that pathetic enough to be an FML? Either way it's still better than the original. I obviously need sleep if that is the best my imagination could do.
Tigg3r 3
Today, I had to wrap a present for a cat because my life is so ****** up that I had to come onto this website and post this stupid FML. FML
null_fml 11
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat: dead birds and rodents. FML
alexandraa_fml 0
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and bury my self respect. Later we licked each other clean. I think I have a hairball. FML
DrunkDave89 0
@ #26 *applause*
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
lmfao hahaha omg @ every but mostly #26
Babushka_Homyak 10
Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. It didn't like the wrapping paper and scratched my eyes out. FML
caligal14 0
#22 and #26 were hilarious. Good idea to the person who originally suggested this
imperfectclarity 0
Today I had to wrap about 20 presents for my cat. He didn't buy me anything. FML.
hellokimmiee 5
Today, I had to wrap presents for my dead cat. FML
georgei 0
Encore please