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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 392
You deserved it 7 697

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Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!

I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

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Why shouldn't a cat have presents? D: My dogs and rabbits love presents. Admittedly, I don't wrap the bunny ones to keep them safe, but hey... you need MLIA. Your life is not fucked. DX

Oh God, lame Christmas FMLs already.

"I can has present?"

Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!

Today, I had to read one of the stupidest FML stories ever. FML

This passed screening how?

I'm going with drunkenness.

Poppycock. I'm drunk, and I wouldn't have accepted this. Inebriation is no excuse for a poor sense of humor.

Um.... Yeah. I think dog people and cat people usually wrap up something little for their pet, a toy or something. I don't get how this made it onto FML.

today I read a horrible fml FML lolz

I feel your pain, because I hate wrapping gifts, and I just got done wrapping gifts for 15 cats. [Sigh] So more like FMD (F*ck my day)

I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

My dog used to love that too! So much, that we would often let her unwrap the least-destroyable of our gifts, too. She doesn't do that nearly as often now that she's died, though. :(

Cool story bros.

And this is an FML because...?

Did you wrap up cat nip? I don't know what it is about kitty pot that drives a pussy mad but it sure does

You should have just put them plastic grocery bags and tied them shut so the cat couldn't nose in and find out what it was. That's what I do to my pets. Then again this was a cat, it would probably care how it's present looked or something... they are moody. After my rambling, I still have not found anything FML worthy about this whole idea.

I propose an activity. Since this is in no way, an FML, we, as the friendly FML community, should do our best to elevate it to proper FML status by ad-libbing a suitable conclusion to the OP's statement. I shall go first, please feel free to respond in kind. Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat, because I have no people in my life to care about. FML

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and I don't think he likes the paper I picked out. FML. Is that pathetic enough to be an FML? Either way it's still better than the original. I obviously need sleep if that is the best my imagination could do.

Today, I had to wrap a present for a cat because my life is so fucked up that I had to come onto this website and post this stupid FML. FML

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat: dead birds and rodents. FML

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and bury my self respect. Later we licked each other clean. I think I have a hairball. FML

@ #26 *applause*

lmfao hahaha omg @ every but mostly #26

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. It didn't like the wrapping paper and scratched my eyes out. FML

#22 and #26 were hilarious. Good idea to the person who originally suggested this

Today I had to wrap about 20 presents for my cat. He didn't buy me anything. FML.

Today, I had to wrap presents for my dead cat. FML