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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML
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perdix 29

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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fmlwinnn 0

don't shave, buy some wax!

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jess183xp 1

hey I'm only 15 and I can too so don't complain I have it worse

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_whisper_ 0

Don't worry alot of girls have that problem, there are many differant things you could do about it though.

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BadKitty13 28

OH EWWW ! Wax that bad Boy !!! or do you live under a friggin rock and don't know any better !

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shona_fml 0

wax!!! and isn't peripheral vision to the SIDES of your eyes??? does your 'stash go all the way up to your eyebrows?? sick!

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