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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML
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perdix 29

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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BoyBeyond 0

Damn Baby. Is the private a jungle down there.

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shona_fml 0

don't you know??? ppl in the UK aren't very "clean" and don't shower often, shave, brush their teeth 2x a day, etc. it's us Americans who are obsessed with cleanliness, and rightfully so! lol FAIL at being a woman, much less CLEAN!!!

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Cinn_fml 22

I hope you're joking. But if you're not; there's a difference between being hygenically clean, and being a germaphobe :P

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barbiepunk 0

its just hair ...wax it ...problem fixed ¡¡¡]]

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awesomenina_fml 0

every woman has facial hair. Most wax it, but some leave it like that one artist who used to draw self portraits.

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TooCute2012 0

First off that's Disgusting. Secondly if u have a mustache you must be single because if I were a guy and you didn't wax your lip then I would hate to see anywhere else.

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Blazin_Drazen 0

that's impossible . Women don't have peripheral vision

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NatandAlexrhot 6

seriously? wax it...that's not that big of a deal

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

Hey OP you should give advice to Justin Bieber on how to grow a stash;) hehe

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fmlwinnn 0

she can't grow a stash, she be a lady

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