Hammer-headed

By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 16:27 - Canada - Saint John

Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment is for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket, because walking is "too painful." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 251
You deserved it 4 937
May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Nymeria_fml 25

It seems like "walking's for *******" now.

206 8
gunda95 11

His logic is sound. Video games cure everything.

121 7

Comments

aliyahstars 7

Go.The.Hosipital {it's not that complicated}

0 1
echosong 16

Now that's what I like to call a good comeback

0 0
ZorroRooster 19

Why do some people jump into the gene pool?

0 0
mannatee 19

Everyone experiences pain differently. You don't know how much he feels.

0 1
DirtRider500R 3

I broke my back (severely) in a motocross crash, and didn't go to the hospital for three days because I though the pain was due to muscle spasms. 9 Days and one surgery later, I have 2 titanium rods, 10 screws, and 40 staples holding my back together. I can operate just fine (and was also able to operate just fine when I broke my leg last year). Get him some crutches and tell him to stop being a whiny bitch. :)

1 0
TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's nasty.

0 0
isisorchid 16

I walked and worked on a broken foot for three days. I hiked a trail back a mile after spraining it. Tell him to man up.

0 0
Blondie0304 1

shouldn't have married a Bitch.just saying

1 1