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Greasy greasy spot spot
Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML
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MarisaCB 16
Seriously... easy fix. Wash your hair.
hama806 19
So let her wash it! It's the beat feeling ever to have someone else wash your hair. Enjoy!
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Comments (182)
buckdharma 38
Grease is the word, is the word that you heard Its got a groove, it's got a meaning Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion Grease is the way we are feeling
Xotoolyxo 16
Showering is relaxing and sanitizing...you need to relax more.
XTheDesertSongX 17
/implying it's anyone else's fault but your own for having greasy hair.
Doczi 3
it had to be pretty damn extreme if shampoo was necessary and not just an option. as for her just trying to get extra money, I don't charge clients for a shampoo or basic style with a haircut. A lot of people pass on the shampoo for different reasons, but it sounds like this person could benefit from a better hygiene regimen or shampoo selection, I may love to do hair but I don't want to touch nastiness.
branrox90 11
snape? :D
knoxxx 22
Next time, kindly explain to her that you're Johanna Mason and taking showers is just too traumatic for you.
carnage45567 10
Everyone is different some ppl have naturally greasy hair regardless of how often it is washed I wash mine up to three times a day and sometimes it still looks kinda bad a helpful tip is use a hair drier instead of drip dry I'm not sure why but it helps
Serenti 19
So either she wanted some extra cash by washing it, or you seem to believe that she enjoys touching your greasy hair. Or that you pay her so she needs to suck it up.
ninjacow123 6
Have you guys ever thought he has naturally greasy hair?
SoylentCandycorn 10
But that would get in the way of jumping to conclusions!
whY402Jay 12
How is this an FML?