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Greasy greasy spot spot

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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MarisaCB 16

Seriously... easy fix. Wash your hair.

hama806 19

So let her wash it! It's the beat feeling ever to have someone else wash your hair. Enjoy!

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Comments (182)

False_Stupidity 42

Shampoo?.... Pffft, I'd rather use real poo for that more masculine scent... ;-)

SayPeanuts 29

Unless you've planned to get your hair washed at the hairdressers, you should always wash it beforehand. It's just common courtesy.

OhhKristin 11

do you bathe? If my hair was that greasy, I'd be super embarrassed to even go to get my hair cut.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Why do people assume it's a sign of poor hygiene? Sometimes you can have greasy hair even when you wash your hair once a day or every other day (though washing your hair that much can often make the problem worse)

KiddNYC1O 22

Exactly. It's not all due to hygiene. It can be a sebum condition among other things.

poccocurantes 7

We are assuming that OP has poor hygiene and his head is so greasy you have to put a towel behind it before he leans back on the couch? Right? Or maybe, just maybe, he showers like most of us (except the commenter the other day that only baths 5 times a week) and the stylist was just being rude. Bizarre, how people are so quick to judge YDI when cleanliness come into play.

TheDrifter 24

Likely because we all know dozens of greasy, stinky people for every person with a legitimate condition relating to their hygiene that we meet. I've had to give the "shower when you get to the shop or get fired" ultimatum to three different employees. None had a medical condition, they just didn't wash unless forced.

conholio33 28

Maybe try a diffrent shampoo.... That worked when i had issues with my hair

FameNFortune 12

That's gross .. Wash your hair

vbmg152 19

Wash your hair before you go if you have greasy hair! That's disgusting!

SoylentCandycorn 10

To be honest, every time I've gotten a haircut in the UK, I've had my hair washed by the hairdresser, even when I washed my hair that morning.

kiraleann 16

Big deal, she should be washing it anyway before she tries to cut it because cutting it while it's wet would be easier and leave less room for mistakes.