Drunk, Sports, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Go home, you're drunk

Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 315

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

fmylife1133249 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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squidmmn 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:24

stop whining.

timetoshare 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:32

Your dad is awesome

cutie1991 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:34

haha i looked at that and was like uh? your gonna make your dad pay rent?

cutie1991 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:36

sorry about the one above i ment to reply to someones...my phone always does this to me :(

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:37

Did you guys dine in hell after the game?

brini_20 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:41

LOL @ ur pic! haha

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:42

nice...Is it on YouTube?

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:42

nice...Is it on YouTube?

ashlleyy 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:45

that sucks haha !

Baseball_Luva 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:45

you have a pretty awesome dad

chevybaby 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:54

thats awesome!

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