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Give us a cig, mate

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Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk dude because I wouldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

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Mforce 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:52

Wow... Whoever said YDI is a jerk. Apparently they deserved to get punched in the face for not basically sucking on cancer.

Amrel 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

Damn drunks!

mikemodular281 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:48

Hopefully he knocked you out, cuz if that happened to me and I wasn't disoriented I'd kill that drunken animal!

IdaE 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:35

Now a days!! If you smoke, you die. If you don't, you get hit by a drunk person..... :(

willou35_fml 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:19

haha

Door_Productions 19

Monday 21 April 2014 7:17

I don't understand how he deserves it..?

netflixjunkie8 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

I would've punched him back.

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Today, after being promised a job and attending five full days of training and induction for a job as a bicycle delivery officer, I was denied the job at the very end of the last day for, "riding my bicycle too quickly on the road." FML

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Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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Today, I received a full tuition scholarship to my ideal university in the mail. This would be perfect, except I sent an email to the college 2 days earlier, informing them that I couldn't attend because of financial concerns. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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Today, it's my second week of living with my ex. The first week or so, her brother's kid gave me and my kids a bacterial infection. I almost died, I swore to live in my car. I lasted 7 days of no real sleep, then ended up almost dying from heat-related illness. FML

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Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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