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Humaned This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Willemstad, Curaçao

Fragile

Today, my school is making us take care of eggs for a teen pregnancy awareness project. Ever since we got the eggs, I've had nightmares… and people wonder why I don't want kids. FML

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Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!

Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol

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Raze_Roze 7

Sounds like you just have mental problems.

Yeah... Eggs can be pretty scary

I would rather be dead than be a mother. I know the feeling OP. I'm lucky I avoided that scare tactic. I can't stand children and the "children first" mentality makes me sick. There's no room for adults once a child is born. The woman becomes "mom" and never leaves that place. Never safe to move around, follow dreams, they all belong to the kid now. I am very bitter. I spend enough money and anxiety and lose enough autonomy to my pets, thank you.