Humaned
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Willemstad, Curaçao
Fragile
Today, my school is making us take care of eggs for a teen pregnancy awareness project. Ever since we got the eggs, I've had nightmares… and people wonder why I don't want kids. FML
Top comments
Martine624 23
Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!
crudeandrudeguy 29
Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol
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TheNoNameGuy 20
Uh... First...
grajax 24
Well... I guess it's an effective method to help stop teen pregnancy?
crudeandrudeguy 29
Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol
Martine624 23
Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!
TheNoNameGuy 20
I said similar to this, got flagged for spam. It was the first comment too
TheNoNameGuy 20
That's Eggcellent. I got flagged the first time.
hannah_dl 11
That's kinda pathetic. Stick to your username #6 and stop trying to "be" someone with those dumb "first" comments.
crudeandrudeguy 29
That's why I love Alan, he doesn't just moderate comments that are inappropriate. He tries to keep the intelligence level a little higher than normal
Sirin_fml 47
Oh don't go and say that, 51. I'd only just broken his self-esteem, then you come along like some kind of guardian angel. You're going on my list.
TheNoNameGuy 20
What list. And my self esteem wasn't broken. Who are you talking to
Mightyrif 23
Wait till you take care of the Infant Simulator. Utter torture.
FelicityWishes 32
But it's an egg...
noisyboy4000 23
It's the pressure behind protecting and caring for the egg that's leading to the stress-induced nightmares. Op clearly doesn't want to handle that kind of responsibility now or in the future
Mathalamus 25
what kind of an egg is it? the standard chicken egg?
may14th 26
no, a dinosaur egg.
Mathalamus 25
Well, I know it was stupid question, but there are many eggs that are relativity easy to care for...
Lalala579121 28
I bet the eggs are actually mind-controlling monster eggs.
lholee 1
Yeeeess buffy!!
abhig 14
Next tym tell them.. Whenever i see u, i am afraid of kids