Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, after I'd spent ages planning a surprise proposal at the beach, right as I got down on one knee, a seagull swooped in, stole the sandwich from my backpack, and everyone on the beach turned to watch the bird instead of us. My partner had to ask, "Were you about to propose?" FML
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
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Natasha14641 7
Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
docscientist 10
It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.
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Comments (62)
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Mine..mine..mine. Annoying bastards. They are like flies except bigger.
hockeyrocks39 0
hahahahaha so true, they are such pests and little scavengers. I've also heard them called "dumpster ducks" very fitting name.
TheDrifter 24
We call them flying rats here. Seagulls are a filthy nasty animal.
nanaprincess 7
self centered much? the whole world does not revolve around an ouchie finger.
jess6blondie9 3
You're posting on the wrong one lol.
thethup13 0
wrong one
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Fail.
SirEBC 7
I predict that even though it's been acknowledged, at least 3 other morons are going to point out that this comment was posted on the wrong story.
jess6blondie9 3
Probably.
Grimmerie 31
u r repli 2 wrong FML lilololilol.
blueeyedwolf 10
Nothing is sacred to birds.. Not even sandwiches! But at least you made it through the assault!
Miss_Michaela 10
Yeah. She made it through... Except now she missing an arm.
nanaprincess 7
lol that's awesome.
hockeyrocks39 0
Seagulls are mean too! Last summer I was walking to my car and saw a seagull walking along with a broken bloody wing. Moments later it took off running and squawking trying to fly and about 10-15 seagulls started attacking it and killed it. Survival of the fittest I guess....
blueeyedwolf 10
Wrong FML.. but it's ok, they turned off comments to that FML anyway...
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah I know, I hate when they do that. But it was a stupid FML anyways, so it's ok.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
The mods be trolling with that FML. lol No offense but that was troll material.
cally72 0
don't fcuk with the seagulls. they'll come back team handed. lol.
Elphieba 4
You were going to eat that later! Tell them damn seagulls TO DIE!
HeavyMetalViking 0
They were probably playing angry birds on you because you were pigging out on the sandwich containing seagull eggs.
kylienh 0
Lol...pigging out... I had to read it a couple times to get that part of it, but the ending ruined it.
Frelling 0
And you ran, you ran so far away. You just ran, you ran all night and day. You couldn't get away?
Frelling 0
Lame, I didn't see this posted before :(